A Stormtrooper’s Guide to Galactic Grooming
The Holiday Imperial Shave-Off: A Battle for Sudsy Supremacy! The holidays are upon us, and what better way to celebrate than with the most epic seasonal soap tournament ever? I’ve amassed a powerful Grooming Garrison of 52 holiday-themed soaps, each bringing its own unique scent profile to the battlefield. These contenders, gathered from last year’s … Read moreImperial Holiday Shave-Off
Product Review: The Chill Mill by Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements – A Stormtrooper’s Secret Weapon Against the Heat Greetings, fellow troopers! TK-421 reporting in from the scorching deserts of Tatooine… I mean, Phoenix, Arizona. With temperatures hitting 100 degrees for 84 straight days (and probably more) I needed something to keep me cool and battle-ready. Enter … Read moreHoth-Cold Precision: The Chill Mill for the Perfect Freeze
Attention, fellow troopers! Prepare to embark on a fragrant journey through the galaxy with Bay Isles Shave Co’s After Midnight and Hawaiian Sunset Bay Rum aftershave splash. As a loyal servant of the Empire, I recently had the pleasure of sampling these remarkable concoctions, and let me tell you, they did not disappoint. First up, … Read moreBay Isles Shave Co // After Midnight & Hawaiian Sunset Bay Rum
Troopers, brace yourselves for an interstellar review of my grooming odyssey with some of the most formidable Shave Sticks in the wet shaving community! Each day, a new planetary exploration of scents and lathers unfolded, revealing the grooming prowess of the galaxy’s finest. Here’s the classified intel: 🌊 Day 1: La Toja 🌅 Embarking on … Read moreShave Stick Week Mission Complete!
Greetings, fellow grooming enthusiasts and galaxy inhabitants! Today, I, a proud Stormtrooper, am thrilled to share my thoughts on my Top 5 classic wet shaving soaps that are in my Grooming Garrison. Join me as we explore a selection of grooming essentials that have stood the test of time, ensuring a superior shaving experience from … Read moreThe Elite Selection: Top 5 Classic Wet Shaving Soaps
Greetings, fellow troopers! Today, I bring you an out-of-this-galaxy review of Razor Emporium’s Heritage Collection, featuring their Pre-shave Soap, Shave Soap, After Shave Splash, and After Shave Balm. Get ready to embark on an adventure for the senses! Let’s start with the Razor Emporium Pre-Shave Soap. This essential grooming weapon is a game-changer for any … Read moreConquering Grooming with Razor Emporium’s Heritage Collection!
Greetings, fellow troopers! Today, I am commencing my inaugural encounter with Nightwatch Soap Co! I’m thrilled to share my experience with Nightwatch’s “Tha Dew” Shave Soap and Splash. As a Stormtrooper, precision and excellence are our guiding principles, and discovering grooming products that meet our rigorous standards is a true triumph. Join me as I … Read moreEmbracing Precision and Refreshment: Nightwatch Soap Co.’s “Tha Dew” Shave Soap & Splash – A Stormtrooper’s Review
Attention, troopers and grooming enthusiasts! Prepare to travel back in time as I delve into the world of classic shaving with the remarkable duo of Shave Dad Old Timer Artisan Shave Soap made by Elysian Soap and Original Aqua Velva Aftershave. These legendary products have captured the essence of tradition, and as a stormtrooper, I … Read moreUnleashing the Force of Nostalgia: Shave Dad Old Timer Shave Soap by Elysian & Aqua Velva Aftershave Review
Attention, fellow troopers and grooming enthusiasts! Today, I bring you an epic review of a shaving instrument that will revolutionize your grooming routine. Join me as I delve into the magnificent world of The Garand Double-Edge Safety Razor by Hendrix Classics. First things first, let’s talk about the design. This razor exudes an aura of … Read moreThe Garand Double-Edge Safety Razor: Precision and Power for the Discerning Stormtrooper
Attention, fellow troopers and grooming aficionados! Today, I bring you an epic review of a grooming duo that will transform your shaving experience into a triumph of Imperial proportions. Join me as I explore the formidable combination of Bricktown Grooming’s Shave Soap and Aftershave in the captivating San Juan Hill Tobacco Vanilla fragrance. This was … Read moreA Battle-Ready Grooming Duo: Bricktown Grooming Shave Soap and Aftershave Review from a Stormtrooper’s Perspective