Awwwww. Bay Rum. The scent that launched a thousand shaves. One of the oldest aftershave profiles in the galaxy dating back to the 1800s and still kicking like a blaster bolt to the senses. I may pause shaving on weekends (even stormtroopers need rest cycles), but leading up to the Bay Rum Battle Royale this November, I’ll be reviewing artisan Bay Rum aftershaves so YOU can vote for your favorite! You can find my complete list of Bay Rum’s here so be sure to bookmark that page, as it will be your ultimate guide to Bay Rum aftershaves in the galaxy!
🧴 First up: Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements. These rebels know how to distill pure Bay Rum magic.
🔹 Clásico Bay Rum — A timeless splash. No cloves, just a smooth, traditional Bay Rum with a crisp, island-born vibe. PAA calls it “a true homage to the original,” and I call it a perfect entry point for any recruit curious about Bay Rum.
🔹 Atomic Age Bay Rum — Now THIS is the scent that could power a Star Destroyer. Charred oak barrel-aged, bold, and commanding. It’s got that classic Bay Rum DNA, but with a deeper, richer profile that lingers like a good blaster burn. No cloves here either—just pure, skin-friendly firepower.
💥 PAA just does Bay Rum right. Don’t forget about their shave soaps, too! And this is only the beginning. They’ve got variations I haven’t even deployed yet. Stay tuned for more reviews as we march toward the Battle Royale.
⚔️ Which Bay Rum will reign supreme? You will decide.
🪒💬 Send me a transmission of your favorite Bay Rum. Let’s make this a scent war to remember.
🗂️ Bay Rum Battle Chart: Artisan Aftershave Reviews
| Brand & Product | Vibe | Clove | Scent Profile |
|---|---|---|---|
| Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements – Clasico Bay Rum | Traditional, crisp, heritage-rich | ❌ No | A unique blend of 10 essential oils with zero clove; classic Bay Rum built from the ground up with skin-friendly ingredients |
| Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements – Atomic Age Bay Rum | Bold, deep, charred oak intensity | ❌ No | Charred oak barrel-aged, West Indian Bay hydrosol, select herbs, spices, and citrus notes in a golden ratio; 100% essential oils |