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Mission Log Day 005 // Troopers, gather ’round the Grooming Garrison for today’s shave saga featuring the one and only King of All Shave Sticks – ARKO! 🏰🪒 Now, Arko may be a divisive force, but in the Cult of Arko, there’s no room for neutrality. You either love it or… well, you just love it! And here I stand, proudly draped in the Arko insignia, realizing I don’t indulge in its glory enough.
For less than 3 credits, this shave stick is a must-have in every trooper’s grooming arsenal. A small investment that yields a lather so potent, it could rival the energy of a fully operational Death Star! 🌠💧
Today’s grooming epic reached its crescendo with my new Aylsworth APEX razor—a dance of precision that left my trooper facade smoother than the surface of Hoth. To seal the cosmic pact, I adorned myself with the classic aftershave, Skin Bracer—an elixir as timeless as the Imperial March.
As the #ShaveStickWeek concludes, stay tuned for my full review this weekend, where the grooming Force will be dissected, and lessons from the intergalactic grooming battlefield will be shared. Until then, troopers, may your lathers be fierce, your shaves impeccable, and the Force of grooming be with you. 🪒🌌
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TRANSMISSION // Secured these grooming essentials with my own credits—self-funded perfection. 🪒💂♂️
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