BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!

🪒🗡️ Troopers, today’s grooming mission brings a sense of foreboding as we navigate the treacherous waters of the Ides of March. To face this ominous day head-on, I reached for none other than Wet the Face’s Brutis shave soap-an homage to the classic Brut- and the iconic Brut aftershave splash, a combination befitting the gravity of the occasion.

🗡️ With every stroke of my Razorock Game Changer, I am reminded to beware, for the Ides of March hold secrets and shadows aplenty. Yet, with the rich lather of WTFs soap, I am fortified with the strength and resilience needed to confront the challenges ahead.

💪🏼 As I finish my shave with the timeless Brut aftershave splash, the scent of victory fills the air—a bold and commanding fragrance that echoes through the ages. For on this day, we stand firm in the face of uncertainty, ready to seize our destiny.

🌟 So heed the warning, troopers, and beware the Ides of March. But fear not, for with the power of this combo, we shall emerge victorious. Onward, brave souls, to conquer whatever fate may hold! 🪒🛡️

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TRANSMISSION // Secured these grooming essentials with my own credits—self-funded perfection. 🪒💂‍♂️

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Pre-Shave // Hot Shower, CeraVe face wash (in the shower), Razor Emporium Pre Shave Soap
Razor // Razorock Game Changer .68 w/ Haloed UFO handle
Blade // Astra Green
Soap // Wet The Face Brutis shave soap
Brush // Misticbrush Stroomtrooper TK-422 synthetic brush
Bowl // Silicone slow feeder bowl
Post-Shave // Thayer’s Rose Petal witch hazel, aloe vera, Brut aftershave splash